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Hi Everyone! Leslie, from Podunk, Missouri. I love wrestling, paramore, fashion, and bright colors. I'm addicted to painting my nails and attempting makeup, but I usually fail epically. LOL. I write occasionally, but that's about it. I'm creative. Uh, that's all I can think of at the moment. Favorite Superstars - Evan Bourne, Randy Orton, Justin Gabriel, Heath Slater, Wade Barrett, Chris Jericho, CM Punk, Edge, Christian, etc. |
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Yeah ah ha
you know what it is
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
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What the hell is this??

I saw this at my grocery store the other day. It’s literally a sac of water with lime and flour noodle things inside it. I almost bought it, cuz it was fun to squish and play with, but it’s $4 for a sac of shit. I mean seriously, what the fuck is this??? It’s a vegan (Daniel Bryan approves!) bag of noodle wannabees (Chris Jericho approves!). I swear, this shit isn’t meant to be consumed. It’s a lab experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong. Terrifying.

Can anyone send me any pics they might have of CM Punk wearing that damn Cubs hat? Like this:

or this?

I’m sick and this would make me feel much better. :D
I’M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I’m a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I’m JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I’m NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life.
I’m POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I’m FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I’m HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I’m MEXICAN, I MUST steal everything I don’t have.
I’m ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON’T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I’m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I’m TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A “LOSER” so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON’T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST “think I’m all that”.
I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I’m an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’m an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore…
I’m A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser.
I like DANCING, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I’m ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I’m EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I’m INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I’m GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I’m SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I’m PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I’m BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I’m BI so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I’m SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I’m CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I’m MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some “pop star”.
I’m MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I’m BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I’m MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I’m WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I’m black.
I’m sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I’m an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-achiever.
I act freaking CRAZY so I must be craving attention.
I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so I must be a party girl.
I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I’m BRITISH, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I’m a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I’m a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex.
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I’m TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I’m an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I’m INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT… I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I’m NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I don’t act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so I MUST be heartless.
I have taken sisha, so I MUST be attention seeking.
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I’m a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I’m a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I’m on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I’m an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I’m a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don’t like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I wear tight PANTS and I’m a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn’t hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I’m DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I listen to COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a horse-loving hick.
I’m WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I wear LOW-CUT TOPS, so I MUST be a slut.
I’m an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I don’t like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I’m PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I’m CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I’m SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I’m a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON’T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like to CURSE, so I MUST have problems at home.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I’m SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I’m Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can’t help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I’m a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.I’m HUMAN, so I MUST have a stereotype.
(Source: he-touches-things)
| 1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? |
| 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? |
| 3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? |
| 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? |
| 5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? |
| 6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? |
| 7. What exactly are you wearing right now? |
| 8. How often do you listen to music? |
| 9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more? |
| 10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013? |
| 11. Are you a social or an antisocial person? |
| 12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’? |
| 13. What about ‘R’? |
| 14. Can you drive a stick shift? |
| 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you? |
| 16. Are you going out of town soon? |
| 17. When was the last time you cried? |
| 18. Have you ever told someone you loved them? |
| 19. If you could change your eye color, would you? |
| 20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for? |
| 21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. |
| 22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? |
| 23. Are you dating the last person you talked to? |
| 24. What are you sitting on right now? |
| 25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you? |
| 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? |
| 27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? |
| 28. Do you get a lot of colds? |
| 29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from? |
| 30. Does anyone hate you? |
| 31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room? |
| 32. Do you like watching scary movies? |
| 33. Do you want your tongue pierced? |
| 34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? |
| 35. Did you have a dream last night? |
| 36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? |
| 37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? |
| 38. Do you think someone has feelings for you? |
| 39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? |
| 40. Did you have a good day yesterday? |
| 41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? |
| 42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl? |
| 43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? |
| 44. What’s the best part about school? |
| 45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? |
| 46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school? |
| 47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head? |
| 48. Were you single over the last summer? |
| 49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago? |
| 50. What are you supposed to be doing right now? |
| 51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? |
| 52. Are you nice to everyone? |
| 53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? |
| 54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? |
| 55. Are you good at hiding your feelings? |
| 56. Do you think you like someone? |
| 57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? |
| 58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? |
| 59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry? |
| 60. Do you hate anyone? |
| 61. How’s your heart? |
| 62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? |
| 63. Have you ever cried over a guy? |
| 64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? |
| 65. Are your toenails painted pink? |
| 66. Will your next kiss be a mistake? |
| 67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct? |
| 68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public? |
| 69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with? |
| 70. How do you look right now? |
| 71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? |
| 72. Can you commit to one person? |
| 73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? |
| 74. Have you ever felt replaced? |
| 75. Did you wake up cranky? |
| 76. Are you a jealous person? |
| 77. Are relationships ever worth it? |
| 78. Anyone you’re giving up on? |
| 79. Currently wanting to see anyone? |
| 80. Name something you have to do tomorrow? |
| 81. Last person you cried in front of? |
| 82. Is there someone you will never forget? |
| 83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you? |
| 84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now? |
| 85. Are you over your past? |
| 86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex? |
| 87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? |
| 88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? |
| 89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in? |
| 90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? |
| 91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months? |
| 92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael? |
| 93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew? |
| 94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going? |
| 95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March? |
| 96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive? |
| 97. Who do you have texts from? |
| 98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? |
| 99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? |
| 100. Who’s in your profile picture with you? |
| 101. Ever kissed under fireworks? |
| 102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies? |
(Source: iamjericho, via theris450)
I don’t remember if you ever posted this. I agree with the picture.
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aaaand now he’s suspended for 30 days.
sigh.
OMG. Am I The Only Person Who Can`t Stop Laughing At This Picture?!
Every single one of your...
@CMPunk: Syracuse! Let’s go!
Young Adam Levine is killing me.
Killing myself with This Love because I can.
Sheamus interview on Fox 21 27
I wanna know what he does..at…11..or whenever..xD
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